Post by Kat on May 12, 2005 1:21:40 GMT -5
(OMP. Oh my pie. =D Kiichigo’s actually getting off her lazy butt and writing a stoooory. ^^ I thought this’d be fun in anime while watching it on Tuesday and ACTUALLY got inspiration. =O In any case... enjoy ^^! If ya like it, I can do the same thing but in Shaman King. ^^; )
“I WANNA JOIN IT” “Kat.... that wouldn’t end well and you know it. o.o“ “BUTITLOOKSFUNNNN....” “Not for US....” “I saw it on tv. ^^” “.... of course...” “C’moooon! We could have Ankari and Silver and Blue and Flick and Red and S join uuuuus! ^^” “We’d lose.” “Pessimist.” “Optimist.” “*glare*” “*glare*” “... pleeeeaase? I promise I won’t give you any more bandaids unless you reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly need them. AND we could bribe the dude with 100 of our million-dollar prizemoney to let us take our Pokemon with us. ^^” “.... and the other teams too, right...?” “Mm-hmm. ^^ Ralts can TELEPORT. And Squirtle can, um. Surf. o.o” “..... FINE. It’ll be... interesting.” “.... where do we sign up for the Amazing Race anyway?” “.... I thought you knew. .___.;”<br>
****
And so, there the many teams stood about a week later, half of them hyped up and ready, half dead-tired from waking up at five-AM. Phil walked on to the platform, and his voice magically filled the air (even though he wasn’t talking) to introduce the teams as it showed dramatic head shots of them.
“Ankari and S, two random people who hardly know eachother except by S’s’s’s’s.... s... sister, Flick.”<br>
“Kat and Mitsuru, stalkeé and stalker.”<br>
“Silver and Blue, fellow theives were were both kidnapped by Ho-oh.”<br>
“Random filler team, dating models.”<br>
“Red and Flick, pitiful main-character and his official glomper.”<br>
“Random filler team 2, retired couple.”<br>
“Randompeoplepulledfromthegame, engaged triatheletes.” “Aw, crud. Mitsuru was riiight.” “Quiet, Kat and Mitsuru, stalkee´and stalker.” “Is that, like, our team name or something? o.o” “No. We’re calling you that until the race starts. Then you’re just Kat and Mitsuru. Allow me to continue or we’ll take away all your money, possessions, and delete the money from your account.” “.... Illbequiet. ._________.” “Good.”<br>
“Takeshi and Kasumi, perverted gym leader and water gym leader.” “T_T Kat owes mee...”<br>
“Ruby and Sapphire, people who swapped personalities when dubbed in the anime AND attacked by a Salamence in the manga.” “o.o The scary NekoKaguraFlickish person’s back to haunt meeeee....” “Shuttup.” “Fiiiiine. Sapphire’s meeeaaan.”<br>
“Eclair and Green, rebellious trainer and self-absorbed rival.”<br>
“Archie and Maxie, people bent on more land/ocean who’ll tear eachother apart halfway through and their car will break exactly 9 minutes and 35 seconds into the first elimination round.” “...? How do you know this?” “Hm? Oh, we’ve already rigged all the cars and airplanes and stuff. ^^” o.o; Righto.“<br>
“11 teams. 25 cities. One million dollars.” “Do we get to go now?”<br>
**COMMERCIAL BREAK** “... I hate you, Phil.” “^^”<br>
BUY NEW STUFF, ONLY 19.95! =D Call now and you’ll also receive another of whatever we’re supposed to be selling you, ABSOLUTELY FREE! shippingandhandlingnotincluded.
**NO MORE COMMERCIAL BREAK**
**OKAY, WE LIED**
“I WANNA JOIN IT” “Kat.... that wouldn’t end well and you know it. o.o“ “BUTITLOOKSFUNNNN....” “Not for US....” “I saw it on tv. ^^” “.... of course...” “C’moooon! We could have Ankari and Silver and Blue and Flick and Red and S join uuuuus! ^^” “We’d lose.” “Pessimist.” “Optimist.” “*glare*” “*glare*” “... pleeeeaase? I promise I won’t give you any more bandaids unless you reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly need them. AND we could bribe the dude with 100 of our million-dollar prizemoney to let us take our Pokemon with us. ^^” “.... and the other teams too, right...?” “Mm-hmm. ^^ Ralts can TELEPORT. And Squirtle can, um. Surf. o.o” “..... FINE. It’ll be... interesting.” “.... where do we sign up for the Amazing Race anyway?” “.... I thought you knew. .___.;”<br>
****
And so, there the many teams stood about a week later, half of them hyped up and ready, half dead-tired from waking up at five-AM. Phil walked on to the platform, and his voice magically filled the air (even though he wasn’t talking) to introduce the teams as it showed dramatic head shots of them.
“Ankari and S, two random people who hardly know eachother except by S’s’s’s’s.... s... sister, Flick.”<br>
“Kat and Mitsuru, stalkeé and stalker.”<br>
“Silver and Blue, fellow theives were were both kidnapped by Ho-oh.”<br>
“Random filler team, dating models.”<br>
“Red and Flick, pitiful main-character and his official glomper.”<br>
“Random filler team 2, retired couple.”<br>
“Randompeoplepulledfromthegame, engaged triatheletes.” “Aw, crud. Mitsuru was riiight.” “Quiet, Kat and Mitsuru, stalkee´and stalker.” “Is that, like, our team name or something? o.o” “No. We’re calling you that until the race starts. Then you’re just Kat and Mitsuru. Allow me to continue or we’ll take away all your money, possessions, and delete the money from your account.” “.... Illbequiet. ._________.” “Good.”<br>
“Takeshi and Kasumi, perverted gym leader and water gym leader.” “T_T Kat owes mee...”<br>
“Ruby and Sapphire, people who swapped personalities when dubbed in the anime AND attacked by a Salamence in the manga.” “o.o The scary NekoKaguraFlickish person’s back to haunt meeeee....” “Shuttup.” “Fiiiiine. Sapphire’s meeeaaan.”<br>
“Eclair and Green, rebellious trainer and self-absorbed rival.”<br>
“Archie and Maxie, people bent on more land/ocean who’ll tear eachother apart halfway through and their car will break exactly 9 minutes and 35 seconds into the first elimination round.” “...? How do you know this?” “Hm? Oh, we’ve already rigged all the cars and airplanes and stuff. ^^” o.o; Righto.“<br>
“11 teams. 25 cities. One million dollars.” “Do we get to go now?”<br>
**COMMERCIAL BREAK** “... I hate you, Phil.” “^^”<br>
BUY NEW STUFF, ONLY 19.95! =D Call now and you’ll also receive another of whatever we’re supposed to be selling you, ABSOLUTELY FREE! shippingandhandlingnotincluded.
**NO MORE COMMERCIAL BREAK**
**OKAY, WE LIED**
