random sayings

[me]

The windows eating your eyebrow!
I have three feet!
The stapler is wigily! WIGLY!!
NO! Your TV remote!
The celing fan's sticking it's toungue out at me!
OMG the light bulb just sproted noses!
I'm atacking you with my invisible arms!
Take me to your moom!
The gnomes are planning a takeover! RUN!!
I don't belive in yogurt!
Oh no the floor tiles won't talk to me!
I will eat your mousepad!
THE DOOR KNOB BELONGS TO ME!!
URAEAR
Nobody unerstands sidewalks like i do!
My sock is climbing on the celing!
How dare you take the pen cap!
pst! the book cover is consuming your foot!
You have no idea what you did to that poor eyelid!
Your pants have just entered the realm of soap!
I didn't know you were an overhead perjector!
You'll soon be sorry for insulting the oh mighty tooth paste!
You know how dangerous it is too lick your toungue!?
The celing fan-dom has just begun!
There's no use now you're still a toe nail and you know it!
The eraser will get it's revenge!
The pen is chewing on your kidney!
The intercom is spitting on you!
Two's company three's a dirt road!
Oh no the waters trying to swim!
No way! is that a pencil!?